Maximum Mojo

There's a new drink in town and it can only be found at the Hong Kong Bar. It looks really fruity, and yes, even tastes a little suspicious for normal joes. But it contains a little of everything. It's ingenious because it's a combination of every alcohol at the bar with a pineapple/strawberry twist. The advertisment at the bar is that it "Make you smart." Please take note that the girl in the drawing is trying to hit the que ball in with the 8-ball. That's the potential this drink has.