The Language of Awesome

Once, Twice, Three Times a Perm

2008-03-23T11:53:00.003-07:00

Disclaimer: All beverages seen in the following segiment are non-alcoholic. We don't condone the consumption of ANY type of adult beverages.

Apt. C with the man of the hour.

Perm on Perm 2 makeout.

A six month stint ending on day 1.

Perm's grill, Pease's mug.

Josh and his girl Olivia came in from AZ and happen to be here to see this night unfold.

Beez on a Swarm

2008-03-17T21:08:00.000-07:00

The Beez were in town a few weeks ago. Check this clip they put together to celebrate their journey.

Joe - This Poser's Life

2008-03-10T21:58:00.001-07:00

The Essential SD Line with The Don

2008-03-10T21:40:00.000-07:00

Step 1 - Find a Schoolyard
Step 2 - Do Something Over a Trash Can
Step 3 - Flatty Flatground Trick
Step 4 - The Ledge Ender

Huuooah, Bad Boys, Whatcha Gona Do.....

2008-03-10T07:47:00.000-07:00

Charge - Assaulting a 3 Stair. Greg and Adam shred it up brah.

They're Melting My Flesh Off

2008-03-06T22:36:00.001-08:00

The Beez video is out. You're blowing if you don't pick up a copy. Click on the giant bee to get a preview of the pure rad that is Beez.

Lunch Tricks

2008-03-06T12:07:00.000-08:00

The World's Most Competitive Man

2008-03-03T20:12:00.000-08:00

Think you've got what it takes to play him in a game of no-comply S.K.A.T.E?

PS

2008-03-03T19:45:00.000-08:00

Version 2.0 - The Korean Standoff

Chinese Standoff

2008-03-02T21:59:00.000-08:00

Heavy. Also, an excuse to post something up since I accidently erased this weekend's digi-cam footy. Technology sucks sometimes.

Deep and Meaningful....

2008-02-28T12:57:00.000-08:00

An afternoon with Perm and a guitar. Here, he plays Silent Lucidity.

Over the Weekend..........

2008-02-25T12:12:00.000-08:00

Ian B harnessed the spirit of Philadelphia and rode a wall.

Bartie rubbed a rock

Tim BEE got weird. The Beez rip.

Noah rubbed some of his tail off before a beer explosion.

The Flying Hawaiin smashed his tail.

Get off my wave kook.

There was a great sunset from the top of Troll Mountain as well.

Choose it for Shape

2008-02-25T07:51:00.000-08:00

Bananas, hot dogs, and sausages; we know why you really eat them.

Heavy Rotation

2008-02-20T12:47:00.001-08:00

Jeffrey Lee Pierce may have passed away 12 years ago, but The Gun Club has been coming in hot lately. This is "My Dreams."

PERM IS BEAUTIFUL....

2008-02-19T18:50:00.000-08:00

In Every Single Way

He's also under Pressure

Just a Day at the Beach

2008-02-17T20:20:00.000-08:00

Muggs with the board rub then bigspin el manual.

Pease Kickflip nose wheelie.

Pease barnacle bank ollie.

ENCO Troll Soup

2008-02-17T18:31:00.000-08:00

Sullivan and Richard.

Someone being a freeway troll by putting their dog in the back of their truck. Stoooops.

LaBamba versus the Barrier.

Making Love Outta Nothing At All

2008-02-17T17:52:00.001-08:00

If you got no shred-spot goods, DON'T BE WEIRD. Build some crap.

1. Assemble - Get some crap you can turn into some other crap.

2. Find a spot that is a what if, an or, or a but and make it shredable.

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7. Now rip the crap out of it.

Shameless Self-Plug

Talking About My Testicles

2008-02-15T16:19:00.000-08:00

I managed to jab my wang with my skateboard today. Good thing Muggs can step and handle things when the morale takes a turn for the worse. This clip comes courtesy of my wiener's misfortune and Mugg's skateboarding talents.

Pease's newly acquired moped.

Muggs in the middle of a ninja spot check maneuver.

NERDS!!!!!

2008-02-14T12:15:00.001-08:00

IN'Sync

2008-02-13T21:58:00.000-08:00

Some songs just go along with a video too well. You know, maybe you smoked some purps and someone told you that Pink Floyd's album Dark Side of the Moon syncs with The Wizard of Oz. Well Drewsko mentioned that Black Sabbath goes along with the sketchy scene from Fantasia with the ghosts and Satan really well. Give it a test drive.

In the future when all is well...

2008-02-13T20:27:00.000-08:00

The future finally caught up. It's been a while since the last post but a lot has happened. A lot of Zima beerbongs, curb shreds, episodes of Lost, and farting are behind us. We're in the new shit now. Cheers to new stuff.

Errrr what cunt? Chad and Jesse enjoying a shred before they enjoy some metho. As Foster's is Australian for beer, metho is abbo for rubbing alcohol and kool-aid (basically).

Dotson got a little weird as well.

Epcot vs The Slide

The Birthday Party

2007-09-11T21:28:00.000-07:00

Hanah's birthday was a week ago. Happy Birthday Han.

By Any Means Necessary......

2007-04-24T21:30:00.000-07:00

That's the come up. By what? By any fucking means necessary, that's what.

Ummm, It's Kind of Like a Dodger Dog

2007-03-10T17:59:00.000-08:00

The acid that the lady put in this street-dog has made the past few weeks bleed together. It's kind of like when you're trying to remember something that happened to you when you were 9 years old. You lump every memory that you have from that age into one mental slideshow and somehow relate them even though they didn't happen at the same time, just while you were the same age. The point is watch out if you're eating street-dogs at 2am.

(H)Owl at the Moon

2007-02-17T11:09:00.000-08:00

So this picture of an owl is kind of weird. My grandmother had one in her house like 20 years ago when I was a little guy. Then I was at a friends house and she totally had one, too. It's like the great owl spirit is trying to tell me something but I'm not sure what.

Scared and Self-Depricating in Las Vegas

2007-01-22T09:02:00.000-08:00

Rob's birthday was Friday. So on Saturday a small posse headed out to Las Vegas for a weekend of drinking, gambling, and all around awesomeness. The shit was tight.

When you're as big as Prince, Las Vegas can afford to use the side of a hotel to promote you.

Sister Act in progress.

Happy New Year's (2 Days Late)

2007-01-02T21:05:00.000-08:00

So, being from the boner species, I know that being late or careless are both traits that are not considered awesome. This is especially true if one's camera dies after 5 pictures on New Year's Eve. Very rookie. No looking on the bright side here. Only sheer self-inflicted negativity. If this does deeply hurt anyone, go listen to the newest As I Lay Dying album, cry into your big Hot Topic-bought pillow, and suck it. It's 2007 now.

Well The Weather Outside is Frightful....

2006-12-25T14:09:00.000-08:00

But seeing Good Ole Saint Nick in the wild is so delightful. We even got a little snow, little snow, little snow. Merry Christmas. Now give yourself a Christmas present and punch yourself in the wang (or boob).

Maximum Mojo

2006-11-05T15:35:00.000-08:00

There's a new drink in town and it can only be found at the Hong Kong Bar. It looks really fruity, and yes, even tastes a little suspicious for normal joes. But it contains a little of everything. It's ingenious because it's a combination of every alcohol at the bar with a pineapple/strawberry twist. The advertisment at the bar is that it "Make you smart." Please take note that the girl in the drawing is trying to hit the que ball in with the 8-ball. That's the potential this drink has.

Hallosween

2006-10-29T20:37:00.000-08:00

DEATH METAL. If you here those two words screamed at you, you had better run. Houses are burned to the ground in its path. Happy Hallosween.

The Problem Child

2006-10-22T10:05:00.000-07:00

So like I heard that they were filming for Days of Thunder 2. The word on the street is they have this amazing new actor to replace T. Cruise with. I guess the new guy can do all of his own stunts and work on the race car himself and he doesn't follow some kooky alien-based religion. If you don't think this will be a blockbuster get ready to have your block busted.

Today, All the Streets are Empty

2006-10-15T13:28:00.000-07:00

Many nights begin wih a drive to some spot. Whether it be a diner, a movie theater, a football game, or a bar. This night was no different. What was different was the unimaginable effects of the chemistry between alcohol and awesomeness. It began with the drive; from one Don Charnow's to the great nightlife of Downtown San Diego. The road was long and hard but the spirits of all of the evening's participants were high. That being said, the damage the road did to to everyone's attitude was small. Upon arriving in the vicinity of the desitnation, there was a warm-up beer and a moment for everyone to relieve themselves. Very nice.

A short moment or two later everyone is satisfied with the street session and are ready for the festivities of the bar. One problem, we have a girl who yielded to the power of the drink in the car. Shit, we didn't even make it in the door before a soldier was down.

Well in the grander scheme of our mission, one soldier can be left behind without guilt. We make it in the bar, nothing exciting really. The usual 10 guys for every girl. A few beers, awkard conversations with the bar's crowd, and even a hip-hop hug later and it was clear this was not where we needed to be. Next spot then? Why not. Same end result there. The street however was alive and well.

The photos that follow are for you, the audience, to draw your own conclusions from. Remember to enjoy the ride, enjoy the madness, and above all, enjoy watching your friends puking their balls off.

Settle in for the Ride

2006-10-10T20:34:00.000-07:00

Just some random pictures from the last 2 weeks. Andrew with a paperbag mask in the back seat, a purple ninja, the western wood-peewee, and Fos' patch collection attached to his favorite jeans. Cheers to Tuesday evenings.

I've Got a Strong Urge to Fly

2006-10-07T20:24:00.000-07:00

Birds have a great sense of awesome about them. They build a nest, lay a few eggs, keep them warm, and wait for them to hatch. When they hatch, they feed the young and continue to protect them from the elements. When the young have grown the parents have one last worry; can they fly? With the push of a beak, they nug their littles ones out of the nest and hope the young can take flight. In the world of the Charnows, it's a little different. Noods is the last of the young at the nest and now it looks like Ma Charnow is the one taking flight. Shortly after this photo was taken, she was airborn and the last thing anyone heard from her was "Piece bitches" coming from the black night sky. True story. Boy scout's honor.

Why Ask Why? Jump in the FIRE.........

2006-10-04T21:24:00.000-07:00

Ride the Lightning is the most underrated fucking expression ever. Bottom line. Metallica had it right in 1984 and we're still blowing it. Not one person has stepped up and put something out worth having since then. The moment good ole' Mr. Hetfield screamed it into the mic girls were flashing their boobs, dudes screamed at the top of their lungs, beer bottles got cracked over heads, and everyone's blood was really pumping. This is a testament to those who Ride the Lightning. Jehonathan with a pitcher of beer and a straw and Frex with 3 girls. They're throwing FTW's all day. RIDE THE LIGHTNING.........

The Awakening

2006-10-03T20:58:00.000-07:00

OF

So for the most part, being awesome is different from person to person, right? Something someone may put under the classification of "Awesome" may not be under the same list of say some other nerd. That's ok. Different strokes for different folks and all that. A few things that everyone should think are awesome are beer, boobs, endless weekends, Tom Selleck, anything with Indiana Jones' name on it, ice cream, checking emails, farting, and badminton. These things are adhesives to our everday life. Without them we would be no better than the apes we evolved from. Get ready, this is the beginning of the public's awareness. SUCK IT.